Date: Sun, 30 Aug 2009 2:12PM

Subject: i HATE camp

Mom, everyone here is stupid. Really. I am not overacting. I HATE CAMP.  Please please please please please come and get me! Please dont say you have to ask dad. Dad always says no. My cabin is so far from the game center and I am on a BOTTOM bunk. It sucks. I am sorry to say it sucks but its true. I cant believe you actually paid for me to come here it is torture. The boys in my cabin are imature and crazy. This boy named Carlos said Harry Potter is gay and if you like Harry Potter it means you are gay. Can u believe it? The worst is this hillbilly kid named David. He is the dumest person I have ever met. He is a bully with red hair and he thinks he is so cool because he is 12 already. We hiked to eel river today and David pushed me in the water and my towel got soking wet and he just laughed at me and I told my counselor Jacob and he said it was just an accidint but it wasnt. So I yelled that it wasnt and I got a time out. Can u believe it? I cant believe it. I didnt even get to go in the water for yelling. I just had to sit there and throw rocks in the river. Then I told Jacob I was hungry and he said I could have lunch but no ice cream and David was laughing at me again and calling me crybaby crybaby. Mom I sware I was not even crying! Its not fair he pushed me and still got ice cream and today it was rocky road and I didnt get any and I hate it here. I want to go home and be with you. I love you mom. You are the nicest prettyest mom ever. Can I come home please? Say yes.

Love, your son, Kyle

Date: Sun, 30 Aug 2009 2:33PM

Subject: nevermind

Mom guess what! U remember that kid David? He got in trouble because he called John Kim a kimchi and then he got stung by a bee in the FACE!!! Everyone was laughing. Isnt that great? I am so happy! love, Kyle