Dear Julie,
Mrs. Sherman is making the whole class write you letters because you moved to Kenya Africa. I can’t believe you are IN Kenya! Did a giraffe really lick your face? That is what Caroline told everyone. I wish you were still at school, but don’t ever come back. Jessica told everyone you smell like Cup-O-Noodles and now everyone is laughing at you. Even me! I’m sorry but I can’t help it because it is true. Justin said you smell like that because you have a big booty. Then he said “Julie’s butt is so big you can see it from the front!” Is that true? I don’t remember your butt from the front.
I am sorry everyone is making fun of you, but you wouldn’t want to come back anyway because the classes are a lot harder this year and you know you are not really good at school. What is school like in Kenya? I think it is hard. Don’t be sad if you don’t have any friends. I will still be your friend even though you are so far away. I will write to you again even though I don’t have to. If you want to be my pen pal then write me back! Maybe you could send me something nice from Kenya.
PS: I really didn’t want you to go.
Sincerey, Olive
I’m impressed. Not wall jumping impressed. Keep writing, you have something to say in a very beautiful way.
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I love the combination of sweetness and innocent cruelty. I think it would be great to make a compilation of all your fiction and publish it!!!
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Char. I knew lots of Olive’s when I was in school. Good story. Love, Gloria
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Olive is a little bitch!
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