Dear Nissan,

I’ve come up with your next campaign. I don’t know who has been doing your other campaigns, and I don’t want to step on any toes, but when a great idea hits you, sometimes you gotta just roll with it. So without further ado, I present:

The Liam Nissan

As you will soon see, the possibilities are infinite and the results are epic.

Here we have the Liam Knows Best

Followed by the always classy Liam Pensativo

Next is the I’m So Taken With Liam

And of course, let’s not forget, A Whole Lotta Liam.

Obviously this is just the beginning. Call me.

Sincerely,

Charlotte Dean