Yet another classic from Donald Bigbelow. This is his first romantic mystery novel. I’m honored to post it here on my blog.
“Who’s Booty Is That?”
It was dark outside and slippery from rain. Detective Bruno was walking around investigating and he tripped on something sexy. Whoa. Is that a booty? He used his detective skills and said, “Are you dead?”
The booty said “No. My name is Brenda. I was scared, so I started doing my yoga. See?” She did downward doggie and Bruno said “let me investigate with my private dick.”
They did it rainy day style in the nighttime. “I feel so much safer now,” said Brenda.